A wannabe hoe who's afraid of being in a relationship. She spends as long as she can drawing a guy in and leading him on, making him think she's "the one," but then once the guy makes a move she goes apeshit on him, rejects him hard, and makes him feel like a fucking piece of shit loser.
Guy 1: "Hey how'd things go with that chick you've been crazy about for the last month?"
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."
Guy 2: "She's a fucking stale gumball, dude. You see her and for some reason just need to have her; she looks so delicious and seems so sweet, but then you go to bite into her expecting a nice soft piece of gum and instead she breaks your jaw."
Guy 1: "Fuck, you spent way too long thinking about that. I hope you're over that bitch."
by Mr.nj April 16, 2017
"Man, yesterday at bifflo, I was on the starter gate, and my KX500 took off backwards into the crowd. I picked her up though, and ran the race in reverse."
OR
"The cashier gave me her phone # last night, I can't wait to get her back to my moms house and finally get some action"
Man, the green gumballs were all over the parts counter today!
OR
"The cashier gave me her phone # last night, I can't wait to get her back to my moms house and finally get some action"
Man, the green gumballs were all over the parts counter today!
by jessie34 May 5, 2007
When I was driving home from the bar at 2am, I looked in my rear view mirror and was shocked to see the gumball rack lights. I only had 2 drinks officer! police
by The Pork Chop November 19, 2010
whilst receiving oral sex by a mexican hooker, i came in side her mouth while wearing a condom, i pulled out leaving the semen filled condom in her mouth, like a chewels.hence the tijuana gumball.very juicy!
by scotty-d November 28, 2006
when you have someone place both testicles in their mouth with some sort of liquid like water or juice and gargle giving you a wet vibration. Best done with smaller testicles, larger mouth and no hair.
by Almalphia September 29, 2010
person: omg is that gumball watterson?
me: oh you mean my future boyfriend 😍
person: i thought you were lesbian..
me: oh you mean my future boyfriend 😍
person: i thought you were lesbian..
by joekeeryswife December 18, 2021