Gucci Coochie

designer pussy; also known as high maintenance pussy.

That girl has Gucci coochie.

by GiGiSwEeTnEsS August 29, 2014

Gucci Coochie

a woman who obsessed with overly expensive useless shit, has 3 million Instagram pics of shit like Balenciaga sneakers and says "bae" and "bish" and "yaaaassss" in every fucking sentence.

Girl: "You seen my new Slides? I instagrammed the shit out of them"
Friend: "Damn gurl, you just Gucci Coochie"

by Professor Guillitine May 23, 2018

Gucci Coochie

A very special coochie, one might even say it shines. Its very purrty, and special.

She's got that Gucci coochie

by hellisjustasauna July 20, 2021

Gucci Coochi

A gold digger. A woman that only will have sex with your if your filling her pockets with green. Aka as a modern prostitute.

Hey Jim what happened to u and Tamra.
Jim - " Man she was a total gucci coochi Bro"

by The Darkness_67 March 4, 2009

gucci coochie

some high quailty...high priced...bomb ass...beat the box...pussy...twat or whatever you wanna call it

hmmm...i want to beat the box on that gucci coochie.."hey!how much is that gucci coochie!?!"

by sierra m. August 23, 2006

gucci coochie

n or adj , reffering to female genitalia that has surgery, plastic, reconstructive, or otherwise. Esp. for cosmetic reasons to counter a lifetime of wear-n-tear.

Apparently among cougars gucci coochies are all the rage, i.e. basically a retread for the vagina.

by mordantmouth August 1, 2008

gucci coochie

where the inside of you coochie is plastered with gucci, like a jacket.

Biannca: did you see victoria's gucci coochie? it's looking fine asf

by MelodyTheFolf April 22, 2019