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The act of a man laying down, face up, with a straight erection pointing up inside of a woman's mouth while she sucks on it. The woman's asshole would also be facing the sky, as another man is behind her licking her asshole. There would be a third man with his penis inside the woman's pussy, and holding onto the head of the man licking the woman's butt for support.
Dude, me, Bill, and Frank were grodding with that girl that works down by the market, you know, that one with the semen always on her tits.
Grodding by Ay Dios Mio November 23, 2011
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Gridding it 

To spend some time in "the learning grid"
Implication that it's serious quantities of time
Griff: You Gridding it today?
Dave: Gonna have to, have tonnes of work to do!
Gridding it by BrassDave October 14, 2007
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Grondinger 

Bitch stick, princess, accountant. Someone who loves smoking skinny cigars.
"Man, that guy is such a Grondinger, he's smoking a bitch stick!"

"Dude, did that guy just hook up with a bull dog?? What a Grondinger...."

"Man, did that guy just lose his wallet? What a Grondinger"

Yo, that cunt didn't text me back! It's been 2.5 minutes!!" - Says a Grondinger...
Grondinger by DC - JP October 23, 2010

Xayah Godding 

Playing xayah like Barry Badden (The Xayah King)

grodling 

Swedish for a little baby frog/ tadpole.
Look what a cute grodling!
grodling by taca November 16, 2005

grouding 

The sound of grinding as one dry penis enteres one dry vagina or anus. This is usually down to lack of lubrication.
Matthew was grouding Sally until his penis swollen into a stump
grouding by Nines June 7, 2005

Glodding 

An act where 3 people dig up a grave of a woman. One man watches, One man jumps and One man recieves. The reciever puts his head by the womans fanny. The watcher watches out for other civilians. The jumper jumps on the dead body and all the insides go into the recieves mouth!

Used mainly as an insult. Whether this occured is unknown.
Ha, just because you got caught for Glodding you sick twat.
Glodding by OxygenFactory April 22, 2009
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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