Have you told your girlfriend to try poppers? Apparently they make her want to take it up the council!
by Baldrick March 28, 2005
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Rhyming slang for shitter which is used to describe an arse.
<Baz>Hey Anik, that guy takes it right up the council gritter
<Anik>damn right!
by -|s31|-Baz May 2, 2005
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A person who has a crap and leaves grit like objects in the bowl that will not flush away, normally caused from having eaten fish bits with chips, after consuming loads of real ale.
Bob - he's a "gritter shitter"
by solxdi91 November 26, 2008
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A phrase used to describe a person who owns an unfortunate face, i.e pizzaface
Oh god, she looks like she has been jogging behind a gritter!
by Wrongbed December 27, 2007
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A cigarette.

Cigarette->garette->grit->gritter!
YESSIR, its a good old gritter..mmmmmmmhhhhmmmmmmm!
by Daniel Marovitch February 16, 2007
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When someone quickly eats shit. Usually face first. Things that can be grittered are: face, hands, knees and elbows. Its the same thing a scrape but a better way to say it.
"When I went to the lake, I grittered my face on the way to the water."
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