Greyjoy

A term used for trolling anyone named Theon who wishes to escape the unfortunate comparison with the Game of Thrones character, who is notorious for fucking prostitutes and ugly girls, feeling up his sister, and being a general douche.

Troll: "Wait, did you say your name was Theon, like from Game of Thrones?"
Theon: "FUUUUUUUUUUU"
Troll: "Haha how is your sister going, Greyjoy?"

by reasons September 4, 2012

Greyjoy Employer

Institution that never hires interns or entry-level staff.

They do not sow the career fields, they only pillage workers who jump ship from other companies that will hire or train people new to the field.

Why are you even applying at that crappy Greyjoy employer? You haven't got a chance unless you come with 10 years' experience and a spreadsheet full of clients.

by wholesum1 November 28, 2016

Theon Greyjoy

Slang for a eunuch

Person1: Look at that guy over there. He has no pp and ballz

Person2: He must be a Theon Greyjoy

by Carl_Johnson September 28, 2023

Greyjoyed

When a male gets Blue Balls to such an extreme level it could figuratively be compared to the scene from Game Of Thrones when Theon Greyjoy had his man removed with a hot knife after being teased by two very sexy whores.

Dude, I was so close to scoring with that girl from the club, but she Greyjoyed me.Before I could get it in! I thought my balls were going to explode!

by BeardedTyrant February 10, 2014

greyjay

A slang for a femboy. And a good name that's better than "femboy"

Man, what the hell are these greyjays?

I love a greyjay in my life.

by nnitro November 10, 2020

greyboys

Alien species coming to earth with their nice pets (look for shitweasels")

oh, look this greyboy is having a walk with his shitweasel in the park!

by Michael Underwood April 30, 2003

GreyJay

gay catboy

ŵ̵̩̈́̑̀̈͒̿͐͊̏̌̇͝͠ ̨͔̫͔̱̇̋͆̀͂̾̓͋̄̋͌̀̂h ̢͕̟̜̭͔̗͇͎̫̺͐͌̈́̾̓͂͌̍͆̔̃̂̀̕̚a ̠̟̙̫̠̣̬̠̖̜̖̫̫̃̿̓̍̓ͅṯ̵̨̡̥̤̹͖̝͉̝͇͕͂̋̚: whos greyjay?
ṅ̴̡̙͖̻͔̗̱̬͓̟͠o ̹͓̾̌̐͒̆̏̄͌͘t̶̟̩̏͆͊̒̈́̾̆̿̍͜͝ ̶̡̧̩̲͕͕̈͗̋̌͊͘͘͝͝g̵̢̛̮̤͕̃̎̈́͝r̶̨͔̞̫̫͖̙̰̒̔̔̎̔͑͘̚͝ĕ̶̼͇̦̬͖̻̯̘̾̍̈́y ̧͔̦̰̰̫̗̟̪̳̉j̶̨̨̙̫̙̞̞̼̈́͛̍͗̓̈́͗̚a̶̭̙̞͋̐͒̈̆̏͒͋̈̏y ̢͍͎̼͓̰̠͇̣͙̈́̌̔̆̎͆͠: gay catboy

by zyillistic November 10, 2020