green weed

green buds; usually used by a pot snob to talk down about another person's stash, implying that only purple weed is good enough for them

'whatchu smokin'? oh, just regular green weed? nevermind...'

by sircasey February 16, 2009

weed greed

The sudden characteristic of greed which strikes some in the presence of weed. Common effects include: begging incessantly for somebody to give up their hard-earned weed, hogging the spliff when it's being passed round, or watering at the mouth in the presence of another person's herb.

Example of weed greed:
John: Oh my god Dave, you have weed, give me some!
Dave: Nah sorry, I only have just enough for myself.
John: Oh my god, pleaaase. Please I want some! Just 2 puffs! Please! Come on!
Dave: Fuck off.

by jamessssy November 22, 2010

greenweezy

while performing CPR if you tell the person they are paralyzed so many times that they believe it, then you can take advantage of them sexually.

i hella greenweezyd some homeless person last night.

by keif April 2, 2005