Green Tea

It’s either the actual tea, or it’s by far the silliest localised stand name of all time. How do you make tea threatening!?
Green Tea’s quicky secret.
by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021
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In China, Vietnam is referred to as a girl who hangs out with someone else's boyfriend as "friends" and is the third person, girls who appear pure, innocent but actually she is very cunning and calculating, loves to joke around and is always interested in someone who has girlfriend. They have the characteristics of "pick me girl" but worse and always act like the victim when you get jealous when they flirt with your boyfriend then because of that innocence the sins are often overlooked by the boyfriend pour on you because you was “overreacting”
'I dont know why she hates me so much, I just want to hanging out with you...If i'm annoying her that much it's all my fault.'
'Look what you done!? you need to sorry her, don't cry it's not your fault'
'WTF you really believe that little green tea?!?'
by Soup222 February 16, 2022
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When you are around your parents and or someone where its not appropriate to talk about sex, you substiute the word "sex" with the word "green tea."
Chelsea: "Bobby, how was your green tea last night??"
Bobby: "It was amazing! The best green tea I've ever had!"
by fuckerrr34 August 01, 2008
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An Asian variety of tea named for its green color. Amazingly, this tea is mind-blowingly healthy in about every aspect. Even fights Cancer.
At the sushi bar, they served me green tea. After drinking it, I felt somewhat rejuvenated!
by BB48 October 22, 2005
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Gay slang for any tea accidentally spilled or spilled to the wrong person. Used by the LGBTQ community as an alternative way to say that someone has "spilled the beans" to the wrong person or at the wrong time.
Last night's green tea was piping hot. I overheard John accidentally reveal Brad's friends with benefits infront of Brad's husband.
by Partysausage December 30, 2018
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A drink that gets you pumped.
Rico: "I'm freakin' pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!"
by Richardson April 08, 2008
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Green tea is the new aloe.
Green tea can cure cancer, lupus, shingles, and hemroids.

Barberess at Hairkuttery: Would you like the tea tree shampoo?
Contra-Dictionarian: What's that?
Barberess at Hairkuttery: Green tea is the new aloe.
Contra-Dictionarian: Sweet - maybe that will cure my crabs.
by Mandingoe April 08, 2006
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