Greek Cheese

This occurs when you suck an uncircumsized dick and get smegma in your mouth. With the collected smegma in the mouth you then place greek yogurt in the mans asshole. Upon placing the greek yogurt you also mix the smegma and proceed to eat it.

Bro last night Monish gave aayush greek cheese. It was disgusting!

by swagmoney9876 March 2, 2022

Greek Cheese

#1 A douchebag of Greek descent whose douchebaggery is so pronounced that it causes the offender to smell like cheese. This offensive dairy aroma should serve to warn others that conversations with this person will lead to the desire to bang your head against a brick wall.

#2 A greasy, unsnipped foreigner who trains dogs, and pounds unsuspecting ladies in the ass, or, on occasion pounds unsuspecting dogs in the ass

#3 A tasty addition to any salad

Ugh...Greek Cheese is talking about sharp/shy dogs again. I bet he likes sharp/shy ass pounding

by SPP Mafia March 26, 2009

greek cheese

the name given to a semen-covered shit taken after anal intercourse.

"Just after I had buried my seed deep into Cecil's upper colon, he sqatted over my chest and squeezed out a big, nasty lump of greek cheese"

by neckface ovaryhead June 10, 2008

green cheese machine

1.) what you call someone who is an amazingly huge fag

2.) Someone who plays call of duty all day

3.) A kid with hair that looks like pubic hair

4.) A person who talks really slow like a stoner even though they dont smoke

kid- mr. moxley call me green cheese machine

teacher- go fuck yourself

by Garrett dockdella January 24, 2011

The Green Cheese Slam

The art of blowing your snot from your nose into a womens vagina or anus for added lubrication. Once the "Snot Rocket" is in place you then ram your penis in to one of her holes creating a Green Cheese Slam.

(Huband) Hey Hunny you seem a little dry this evening, do you mind if we try a The Green Cheese Slam? (Wife) sure baby

by P-Sun Entertaiment January 25, 2016

Is the moon made of green cheese?

Is the moon made of green cheese?
Is something you say in response to someone else saying something dumb :)

Person: I want King Julien to be real
Me: is the moon made of green cheese?

by Moonwolf1987 August 22, 2022

Green Cheese Manure

The name a young boy gave to a teenager's green cheek conure. The teenager said "green cheek conure", and the boy said, "green cheese manure". Not to be confused with mouldy cheese on a pile of crap, this is some raunchy sounding bird by the looks of it.

Hoyce called the green cheek conure a green cheese manure.
Josh's conure was supposed to be a green cheese manure.
This green cheese manure is not mouldy cheese on a pile of crap.
Did you eat green cheese before?

by Josh Courtoreille March 19, 2007