Grover's law

Grover's law, an analogue of Godwin's law, states that whenever one Internet user accuses another of being a "sock puppet" (i.e. fake identity) without proof, the argument is over and the accuser has lost the argument.

The name of the law comes from a diagnosed paranoiac's belief that all Internet posts originated from the Sesame Street persona Grover.

UglyTroglodyte: "I suspect you are an alias of a resurrected, bionic Hitler."

Rx521: "Wrong! I invoke Godwin's and Grover's law! You lose double!"

Grover's law by Rx521 May 21, 2004

cheese grater's perk 

When grating cheese, as you come to the end of the block you find that there is a small piece that you are not able to grate fully due to its size.

As the cheese grater (not the same as cheese grater), you are entitled to consume this tiny piece of cheese yourself.

"I think you'll find that, having successfully grated this gigantic wedge of cheddar, I am entitled to the cheese grater's perk. Good day to you, sir."

cheese grater's perk by C3POwen October 6, 2011

dance on someone's grave 

to profit from someone's misfortune

That guy who wants to own a monoploly won't be dancing on anyones grave when the police notice.

dance on someone's grave by Light Joker January 3, 2005

Grushie’s Gravel 

Grushie’s Gravel is the food for Grushie , if you don’t feed him he will get angry

Someone: Grushie’s Gravel is here!
Grushie: NO!

Grushie’s Gravel by bennes2004 April 14, 2019

Trump's Grater

When multiple illogical explanations exist for the same event, the one that impugns, punishes, harms, and/or confuses the most innocent people should be the one offered as truth on the least trusted communication channels available.

Basically, the opposite of Occam's Razor.

Applying Trump's Grater to her husband's story, she realized that he had indeed had an affair with her sister and not been going to ballroom dancing lessons so he could learn to dance with her at the anniversary party he'd scheduled for them and their respective families at the Four Seasons.

Trump's Grater by JedAshbury June 12, 2020

thatcher's grave 

britain's very first gender-neutral bathroom.

mate, ya wanna go take a piss on thatcher's grave tomorrow?

of course, mate!

thatcher's grave by DackJaniels June 4, 2024

I swear down on my nan’s grave 

Popular statement frequently used by Formula 1 YouTuber Rocketpoweredmohawk. Used to express to swear on something or used as a general indication of anger/frustration

“If Max Verstappen wins the next race and gets his 50th win in a row, I swear down on my nan’s grave, I will be very disappointed”.

I swear down on my nan’s grave by 69ReasonsWhy April 1, 2024