Grasshopper Sarcasm 

When in conversation, person A says something that person B knows is sarcastic but cannot detect the sarcasm in person A's voice. Derives from when a grasshopper is in the grass and you know it is there but you cannot see it.

After Steve has had a mild day of work/school mainly consisting of fooling around.
Steve: "Today was really tiring, I had loads to do"
Alan: "Really? Or is that just grasshopper sarcasm?"

Grasshopper Sarcasm by Monsieur Monsieur October 11, 2013

Red Grasshopper Suprise 

If a chick is receiving cunilingus and the pleasurer is not performing up to standards, the receiver taps the pleasurer on the head then slaps them in the face with a piece of pizza!

How'd ya go last night?

He didn't have a clue what to do so I gave him the Red Grasshopper suprise!

Red Grasshopper Suprise by Nards Shadow May 9, 2006

Spanish Grasshopper 

A happy Grasshopper example scream the word out the window ! Spanish Grasshopper!

The Spanish Grasshopper was sleeping in the tunnel .

Spanish Grasshopper by Darkstar281968 November 14, 2018

Sneaky Grasshopper 

a skinny vengeful woman with evil intentions yet play innocent and shy.

I can't believe you let that sneaky grasshopper trick you.

Sneaky Grasshopper by Joeyp563 April 21, 2018

saber tooth grasshopper 

When the muscle in you're wheener jumps

My saber tooth grasshopper wouldn't settle down.

saber tooth grasshopper by Dicketh August 20, 2016

not yet grasshopper 

Phrase used by New York metal band THE HEARKENING in their song "Developed in the Darkroom"

"The crowd went crazy when Stas Clockwise yelled 'NOT YET GRASSHOPPER'"

not yet grasshopper by Toughguytuesday420 September 2, 2017

knee high to a grasshopper

being very young or back when you where just a kid. possibly intending that someone is short.

"back when i was knee high to a grasshopper, we where never careful."
"your about knee high to a grasshopper arent you?"

knee high to a grasshopper by The Rye Guy April 23, 2008