C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

C2: Granola bar

Other C2: Granola bar

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by THE REAL MAYO MAN May 18, 2021
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The desire to or actually have sex with those who are "hippie" or "granola" even though they may not be your normal sexual tastes. Kombucha is usually involved.

Subarus, rock climbing, all natural or sporadic bathing habits, and a dash of B.O. are typical traits of these "granola" or "hippie" folk.

Usually a one time experimental experience.
I would totally granola stomp that chick.

I had a granola stomp last night.
by a-letto March 19, 2021
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Brought on by the cannabis movement; colorado granola i.e hippie, flower child, peace, zen...think woodstock.
Mantiou colorado is sure filled with a lot of Colorado granola.
by Colorado_Granola_420 November 10, 2017
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A granola bar, stolen by a C2. These granola bars are often seen in the houses of C2s (although they are occasionally found in the lunch boxes of c2s).
Person 55520: C2 has so many granola bars.
Person 17: That isn't C2's granola bar, it's person 1's.
Person 55520: oh.
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
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A granola bar that c2 stole. Only c2s call them this. Everyone else calls them "stolen granola bars."
Person 7546: Wow, C2 has a LOT of granola bars!
Person 1: That isn't c2's granola bar, it's MINE!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
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Middle Aged white man named Brandon. Loves to hike, has never hunted. Eats werthers hard candy and complains about hippies. Brags about riding horses and being “country”
Brandon said he’s a country bumpkin.. but we all know he’s a granola!
by WingDangDanDoodle September 8, 2022
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