Granola Bar 

Granola bars are pocket-sized nutrition powerhouses made from whole grains like rolled oats, nuts, dates and natural sweeteners like honey or maple syrup or brown rice syrup.

Try baking your own granola bar

Granola Bar by EatAnytime December 13, 2017

Granola Bar 

A piece of fecal matter trotted from someone who has a colorful diet. (Vegetables, corn, etc.) This piece of fecal matter commonly looks like a granola bar (sometimes if it were green.)

"Dude, don't go vegan."
"Why?"
"I tried it once, every crap you deposit is a granola bar."

Granola Bar by A Granola Bar July 31, 2016

Granola Bar 

Creator of friendship

Person 1: Want to be friends?
C2: Do you have a granola bar?

Granola Bar by THE REAL MAYO MAN November 19, 2020

granola bar 

"granola + bar = granola bar."
-wise words of martin johnson.

girl: whats a granola bar?
martin: granola + bar = granola bar.
girl 2: nice explanation. that'll totally clear things up for her.

granola bar by The Sheeit February 17, 2009

Granola Bar 

The person who is crazy in several ways. To have different nutty components of ones personality that interact to produce a negative effect upon the person.

Danny is both detail oriented, laid back, likes older women and drives a dodge neon. Danny is a granola bar, seven different kinds of nuts. "That girl up at the desk is a granola bar, seven kinds of nuts"

Granola Bar by Mike Smithian January 2, 2009

Granola bar 

Synonym for bitch-ass pussy

You're a fucking granola bar

Granola bar by Trinomial September 15, 2016

Granola Bar 

What C2s think are the true meaning of friendship. Granola bars are often used to get friendships with C2s. BUY GRANOLA BARS

C2: HOW COULD YOU NOT BRING A GRANOLA BAR?????

Person 3: I- I brought you these FruitSnacks.

C2: FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS GRANOLA BARS!!!

Person 3: They're not?

C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!

Granola Bar by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 11, 2021