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Gradualist 

(Noun) Someone who takes their time or procrastinates; a slacker.
I would have faith in my brother arriving on time, but he's a gradualist.

He still hasn't sent in his paperwork? What a gradualist!
Gradualist by McCrapper July 19, 2012

Gradually Watermelon 

This is what you get when you put Shape Of You by Ed Sheeran through google translate... Fame, fortune and a whole lot of ten year olds singing "Gradually Watermelon" over and over again at the top of their lungs.
Kid 1: Did you see the new shirt that Malinda Kathleen Reese released yesterday?

Kid 2: Ya! Last time she sold the gradually watermelon shirt my parents told me they wouldn't buy it, but now I have a job!

Kid 3(me): I heard about that! I wish I had a job so I could buy it in the re-release...
Gradually Watermelon by AudOdd3 February 25, 2021

Gradually 

Progressing slowly, by degrees.
Weeks slipped by and her body gradually healed.
Gradually by Widney Coma December 24, 2018

graduatitis 

A more severe form of senioritis developed after ones thesis has been completed, but has yet to be defended.

Most often effects graduate teaching assistant and graduate research assistant duties.
Your senioritis pales in comparison to my graduatitis.
graduatitis by GTAproblems May 20, 2013

Gradualate 

To take longer than the accustomed time to graduate from school (gradually graduate) - either from being held back or taking less than the recommended credit courses. i.e. taking 6 years to go through high school or get a B.A. drgree.
Todd is only taking 6 semester hours this term. At that rate, he should gradualate in about 8 years.
Gradualate by debodun March 16, 2009

Gradually 

Progressing slowly, by degrees.
Weeks slipped by and her body gradually healed.
Gradually by Widney Coma December 24, 2018