Urban Dictionary: Gord

The absolute most amazing guy you will ever meet. Has a bigger cock than Don. Everyone has a bigger one than Patty, it seems. Gary is a macho spear man. But don't forget. Gord is the man.

Gord is amazing

by Man Bat July 17, 2003

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When Somebody Does Something Wrong But They Didn't Mean It Or Intend It.

Person A: "Man, did you see that guy Gordon down at the Anomalous Materials Lab?" Person B: "No, What about him?"
Person A: "I don't know but I'm getting some bad feelings about him."

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by zonexical February 23, 2021

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A fart so disgustingly rancid that it can clear out a room. Friends and co-workers alike will run for the exits holding their breath or gasping for air.

1) I think someone must have Gord in here with the amount of casualties lying on the floor.

2) I walked in the room and everyone else was clawing their way out. It appears someone must have Gord in here.

by cantbreathe December 29, 2013

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Gord (Gourd) - A person who thinks they are cool but is really retarded and just a fag.

Anyone who takes pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors, and posts the pictures with Brand Names written along the sides.

Gord: "I know all of T-Pains lyrics."
Me: "who fucking cares!"

by Jimmie Pepperoni April 28, 2008

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