The act of lifting your penis and pressing ones ball sack against a translucent surface (usually a shower door). Almost always combined with an attempt to get an unsuspecting victim to look at the display. The victim sees something shaped like a large clam (like a "geoduck" --pronounced gooey duck), hence the name)
1. Chaz just totally gave his fiance, Ann, the gooey duck. I wonder if she'll still marry him?
2. Goddamn! I just got the gooey duck from Andy. I think I'm blind!
2. Goddamn! I just got the gooey duck from Andy. I think I'm blind!
by killer jr September 8, 2008
by Mike March 8, 2005
1. The act of performing oral sex with a freshly toasted marshmallow held in one's mouth, providing the recipient with a unique sensory experience
When we were camping last week, Mere took Mike back to her tent and gave him a Gooey Alan while everyone was making s'mores. The guy spent three days in the burn center afterward, but he said it was totally worth it.
by meat nozzle February 17, 2016
Bro I was hanging out with this chick eating nuggets and fries and one thing led to another and she put the burger crown on and I commenced the gooey caesar.
by joeyballz October 7, 2015
where ones ring piece feels moist, sticky and uncomfortable.
due to diet,sex life or lack of cleaning.
due to diet,sex life or lack of cleaning.
after going for a curry,the next morning you could be suffering from a right gooey hoop.or i done a bird up the arse last night,and when i spat my man fat up her i left her with a propper gooey hoop.
by the river April 30, 2006
when a group of guys stand in a circle with a cookie in the middle and they all jack off and aim for the cookie and whoever hits the cookie last has to eat it.
... ^ self explanitory ^ ...
by ChappySmed January 25, 2005
When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out at the moment of climax, calls his partners name and when she turns around he busts nut right in her eyes. The object is to temporarily blind your partner for long enough so that you can ditch the scene and avoid post intercourse cuddling.
by koboldakawillywonkanuts November 29, 2007