goosing season 

The month of goosing one another. Happens every other month to goose your friends.

It's goosing season boys. Lets go goose Thien and his PHAT ASS.

goosing season by Thien'sGooser May 9, 2019

Gooning session 

Gooning session is simply a session of Gooning. Gooning is like edging, where you get as close to ”the point of no return” as possible when masturbating.

Yo bro, I’m gonna go for a Gooning session in a bit. Would you be down to goon with me and then maybe we could fuck each other so hard that we won’t be able to walk after?

Gooning session by HornyGirlHere January 7, 2025

golding middle school 

A poor school located in a shitty town (cobleskill), filled with redneck and homophobes.

Man, Golding middle school sure sucks.

golding middle school by I wanna commit June 22, 2017

Goodings Grove 

Where children get pet like dogs

Children are dogs at goodings grove (i hate kids)

Goodings Grove by Sendmementalhelp October 15, 2019

Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.

I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.

Gooning (Kevin Style) by 209 iads November 28, 2023

Gooning ball syndrome 

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.

Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"

Gooning ball syndrome by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025

gooning to shin rn

A very funny and common statement meaning that one(subject/noun/person) is very intelligent and is of a gentlemanly figure.

Ayanokoji- Yo how is your day today?
Tuff Blud Your/Name - Nothing Much G, (gooning to shin rn) tho

gooning to shin rn by TheArtofWarSunTzu April 9, 2026