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The confusing number of days between the ass of Christmas and the genitals of New Years Eve.
Are the shops open during gooch week? Are there any sales on? What the hell goes on in this period of time??
by Manu Cherryman November 24, 2010
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New Years Eve is the ass end of the year and Xmas is where the goodies are. So the time between is the taint.
I am going on vacation during gooch week, because Xmas is over and New Years is coming.
by leonangelo December 31, 2010
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The week of the year between Christmas and New Year.

From the word Gooch, this refers to Christmas as the 'sack' (or Stocking) and new years as the ass end of the year, forming the Gooch.
I've got time off work during the gooch week so I can be with the fam
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by PeoplesCommissionerElect January 15, 2018
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