When you are too drunk or whiskey dicked to do a blind unicorn.
I was so drunk i couldnt give her a blind unicorn, it looked like a blind gonzo.
by bigEVLwhtman August 20, 2018
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Propaganda that admits it is propaganda, is self-aware that it is propaganda, and is forth right about its intentions as propaganda. Taken from the concept "Gonzo Pornography" - ie pornography where the "actors" are aware of the camera.

By being open about the persuasive position, the arguer is motivated to maintain honesty and integrity and source validity in their proposals.

It is intended as a distributed and independent "blogging" or argument position to contrast directly with the Zero Hedge - Tyler Durden (multiple anonymous Russian-connected authors) model. It is a way in which people with Western Democratic values -- and no financial or government incentive -- who are working independently to enhance their country's public diplomatic image can contribute in genuine, authentic, and meaningful ways.
Wow, Mike went all out with his blog post on why the USA is still a great place for Muslims to come, live , and be free to enjoy life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness -- that was one of the most effective pieces of gonzo propaganda I've ever seen.
by pooplex June 26, 2016
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Gonzo brain is when a persons mind veers dangerously off track; like losing their train of thought, where the one subjected to gonzo brain cannot formulate any real tangible and communicable ideas, and sometimes is left with feelings of impending doom. An occurrence that is more prevalent when subjected to brain injury, mental illness, or the use of psychedelic drugs.
I remember babbling to Tyson about something last night, then right in the middle of talking I got gonzo brain and could barely speak the rest of the night; I was left with this eerie feeling of awkwardness and didn't know what to do with my self.
by Kaine Destrahl November 18, 2021
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The look attained when squeezing tight the male scrotum in the bath so the balls look like flies eyes above the penis, which resembles the nose of the muppet named Gonzo
by SlightlySubversive January 9, 2012
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slower people, typically coming from a hispanic family, a shy quiet type scared to get involved and talk to others
band member: ur not good at this

gonzo: oh *starts crying*
by gonzlazlo November 25, 2021
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Its when you tuck your dick between ur vut cheeks and have your girlfriend suck it from behind. Like gonzos nose from the muppets.
Hey baby what say ya give me a gonzo!
by RHETT LATHAM January 25, 2020
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A Stuntman that's some goofy-ass anteater-alien creature. He also has sex with a Chicken named Camila
Gonzo: And now, I'm gonna walk on hot coals while reciting Act 3 of Romeo and Juliet while explaining what the hell I am!
by MDawg1491 June 30, 2023
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