1. A prosedure in which a man hangs his wang out into the red sea with bait in which will track down eggs that look hot and sexy(try not to go for a retarded one).
2. A sign that tells someone that the person is gone(but they are really doing definition #1).
3. A women that shoves fish into her vajingo.
2. A sign that tells someone that the person is gone(but they are really doing definition #1).
3. A women that shoves fish into her vajingo.
Dude, how many times have you gone fishing with her?
Go hang a gone fishing sign first.
You women have gone fishing too much.
Go hang a gone fishing sign first.
You women have gone fishing too much.
by jjyoface December 23, 2007
1. To checkout from reality. To be unaware of what's going on.
2. To drop the duties of daily life and go do something else, something nice.
2. To drop the duties of daily life and go do something else, something nice.
"Honey, you good to go? We agreed today we'd settle the dentist bill, buy new shoes for the kids, drink tea with my mom and then you'd clean the bathroom filter, remember? honey...? Are you there...?" Johnny was gone fishing.
by dadadal August 25, 2015
A common slang term used for a sports team that has just been eliminated or never made the postseason. (mostly used in the NBA)
by HardBodies June 19, 2008
by Skunk April 23, 2004
1: "Where Joe at?"
2: "He gone fishing with Ashley again."
1: "Hope he catches something."
2: "Yeah, but I reminded him to bring lots of fish wrap in case he didn't wanna use the master bait. I hope he didn't forget..."
2: "He gone fishing with Ashley again."
1: "Hope he catches something."
2: "Yeah, but I reminded him to bring lots of fish wrap in case he didn't wanna use the master bait. I hope he didn't forget..."
by ogdajuiceman October 10, 2011
when you are sat on the shitter and the stool is still hanging out of your anus whilst touching the water
gone fishing whilst dropping the kids off...
by blenheimlad February 03, 2011
sometimes shortened to simply 'fishing'
a phrase commonly used to inform others in a discrete manner that you are (or will be) busy because you're reading the most spine-tingling, toe-curling, bone-shaking, sheet-gripping, gay smut on AO3 (or Wattpad if you're stra*ght).
a phrase commonly used to inform others in a discrete manner that you are (or will be) busy because you're reading the most spine-tingling, toe-curling, bone-shaking, sheet-gripping, gay smut on AO3 (or Wattpad if you're stra*ght).
"Sorry I didn't see your text I was gone fishing."
"What were you just doing?" "Sorry I was fishing."
"What were you just doing?" "Sorry I was fishing."
by LetGreatBritainTrampletheQueen June 29, 2022