goldson

A jew kinda, but not really...like you'd guess they were jewish, but like, they technically aren't.

"Goldson...is that jewish?" -Everyone

by Saucydancer14 May 25, 2016

Goldbonding

It is the act of applying goldbond (as well as adding water) to one's nutsack, which provides the sensation of a thousand winter elves blowing snow all over your testicles.

It has also been compared to spearmint for the genitalia

After a hearty dinner, me and my posse went goldbonding. Though it kind of stung at first, it really got my dance on.

by PrincessBowzer April 26, 2009

golfsona

Like fursona but for golfers. The way golfers represent themselves on the range.

Alden: Hey man, what's your fursona?
Craig: I don't have a fursona, but I do have a golfsona! I'm a wedge.
Alden: Oh man, that's golfsome! I'm a 5-iron.

by Bag of Screws October 14, 2019

Richie Goldsand

1. A Northerner, usually from New York who owns beach property in coastal Carolina, leasing said property to locals who can no longer afford to buy there, and offering seasonal rentals to people from Ohio.

2. A sandwich composed of corned beef and pastrami, Swiss or Provolone cheeses, Russian dressing, topped with slaw and served on marbled rye bread, often found in coastal Carolina, e.g. Topsail Island.

Woman: (To Man) Who owns that deli in Surf City?
Young Man: (Interrupting) I don't know; but I'll bet he's a Richie Goldsand!
Man: Wait. Like the sandwich!?

by Ms. Holly Ridge April 28, 2014

Godson

Godson is a very chilled, laid back guy. He’s very low-key and doesn’t like the spotlight too much. He’s a hard worker and strives to be the best at anything he does. Godson is a ladies man and gets a lot of attention for his handsome looks and game. Don’t cross him though because although godson can be very caring for the people that mean most to him, he doesn’t deal nicely with backstabbers and fake friends. He has a tough exterior but is really a big softie on the inside.

Did you see godson today? I wanna ride him…

by Lovergirl1810 November 23, 2021

Goldbond

A miracle powder that can best be described as "A tropical breeze on your nutsack!" The perfect cure for sweaty balls. However, recreational use is encouraged. Especially effective if applied immediatly after showering.

Its been such a bad day that all I want to do is go home, shower, and enjoy that nice tingle on my balls after I goldbond

by Pinocha Deac November 16, 2006

Godson

Godson is a very nice person . He doesnt talk too much . Tall and interested in sports. A Unique person like no other.Sometimes really nice . And if he gets angry gets angrier than thanos

Who is that?Probably Godson again

by Jake Cain September 6, 2021