Goldie Log

When a poop is so perfect you only have to wipe once. It's not too soft, and not to hard, but just right.

I took a Goldie Log before work this morning.

by Gaithergirl23 February 3, 2025

Goldielocks

a female friend of gay men; more specifically bears, cubs and the like.

She's not a faghag, she's a goldielocks.

by Little Ms Red Riding Hood October 19, 2008

Goldielocks

A woman who comes to your home, eats your food, sleeps in your bed and is still there when you get home.

Heather over there is my goldielocks. She comes over, eats my food, sleeps in my bed and is still there when I get home.

by Robert Blanco November 15, 2005

Goldielocks

A girl with really blond, beautiful long hair. Hair which looks like gold. The words is taken from the childrens fairytale: Goldielocks and the bears, written by the brothers Grimm.

1. God, she is just like Goldelocks!

2. Oh my god, look at her hair! A goldielocks!

by diesel2usa October 25, 2006

Goldielocks

It means Everything is all good.

Hey man, how's that burger? Aw dude, it's goldielocks.

by singndrum17 October 20, 2006

Goldieloca

Goldieloca is a caring person. She is protective of her family and friends. She is a libra. She is the nicest person unless you piss her off real bad.

GOldieloca is the sweetest person in the whole wide world.

by TonganChickah July 24, 2014

Goldielox

When you give yourself a golden shower.

I goldieloxed myself in the shower last night.

by Jrock32 November 21, 2021