Golden Boot

When you spray paint a dildo gold. Immediately go to a public place. Find your victim, then go over to them. Scream like a warrior right before you push them over and shove the dildo up their ass

Dude I just got arrested for pulling a golden boot.

Really was she hot

Fuck yeah, that's why I did it

Golden Boot by I just pulled a jack May 24, 2017

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golden boot

To be kicked from a chat room willingly instead of just leaving, by the host, mods, or admins, of the chat room.

kick kicked banned mod moderator host chat room chat

chatter- "ok guys, i think im going for the night"
Admin- "you want the golden boot?"
chatter- "ok go for it"
**chatter was kicked from the room by Admin**

golden boot by rev_b April 4, 2009

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golden booty

Adjective, definition; when your booty so fine it gets all the boys in line. It can be used as a way to describe the nicest booty in all the land. It is like a trophy, but with a jiggely, large, crusty hole. Only one person can hold the title of the golden booty. It is the highest ranked award you can get in life, and more honorable than the Nobel Peace Prize. If one of your friends has the rare golden booty, be friends forever.

"Wow, did you see Miley's golden booty today? It's so fine."

"Hey, did you see the golden booty today? Yeah bro, best booty in all the world."

"If she has the golden booty, then you know she's a massive cutie."

golden booty by Booty Parade September 21, 2013

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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