Goink

To be confused in a moment of importance and not realize what you say.

"Damn, I got goinked when my turn came around that I just said the first thing that came to my mind and humiliated myself"

by Anonymous January 19, 2003

Goink

A name used to discribe a small, cute thing, animal, child, etc.

After looking at the striped tiger kitten, the girl exclaimed, "What a cute, little goink!"

by It is me April 18, 2003

goinked

The expeditious action of rolling an unknowing subject with no clemency.

Damo: Ya know Bazza got staunched last night at the tav?
Darren: Poor Bazza got goinked on a Thursday.

by Lil PineOCleen November 8, 2019

Goinked

Basically getting fucked or getting cheesed on

Tyler: Did you hear what happened to stacy?

Tony: Oh yea that was me who goinked her

by Craze-rake January 12, 2020

goink

a complete wab
for example
Amelia Beggs is such a goink

Amelia Beggs is such a goink

by bigjantyuvf1690 August 16, 2017

goink

Derived from the witnessing of actions of the severly mentally handicapped. Word is often accompanied with both arms in motion, hands clasped with only the index fingers extended, right arm pointed upward and left arm pointed to center of body. Meaning is: that is dumb or they, you or I am dumb.

As a Verb: He goinks at the driver for not taking his turn at the stop sign.

As a Noun: Lewis is such a freaking Goink.

As an Interjection: That was stupid, GOINK!

I should know, I made up the word goink. All other definitions are not as applicable, GOINK!

by Somebody that knows Blake April 23, 2007

goink

The part of your finger above your knuckles, and below your first joint. It's about an inch long.

"Do you have hair on your goink?"
"Can I suck on your goink?"

by allana October 1, 2006