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A strain of marijuana that resembles a Goblin's penis when still attached to the bud. Smoke is smooth and robust. Gives user an immediate head change with a body high that hits shortly after. Smell is skunky and full. Named in Maryville, MO. Its smoothness makes for a cough free, fun, and enjoyable smoke session.

"Hey mutha fuckin guy! Pass me that Goblin Dick. "

"Sorry mom, I smoked that Goblin Dick last night and couldn't make it to church."

Goblin Dick by Dringman December 10, 2009

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dick goblin

someone who gobbles on dangerous amounts of flacid man horn.

ahhh Gookey's a dick goblin, he chomps on so much human horn...it's unreal

dick goblin by blisterin badman 37 January 23, 2009

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The Dick Goblin

legendary female from El Paso, TX, but now resides somewhere in the New Orleans area. Has a wrinkled stomach and uncontrollable cravings for dick like a leprechaun has for gold. She must have regularly administered doses of anticock craving serum to avoid exposing her true form. Also known as The Goblin.

I fucked the Dick Goblin last night.

The Dick Goblin by Smasherman August 16, 2008

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dick goblin

someone who sleeps underneath your bed and every night they get up and suck your dick in the middle of the night.

"Yo I'll pay you to be my dick goblin tonight,"

dick goblin by Amunis_X April 10, 2017

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Dick goblin

A creature that hides under your bed and sucks/gobbles your dick while you are asleep.

''Fuck the dick goblin got the best of me last night, my dick is all numb.''

Dick goblin by Diefo12 August 11, 2021

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dick goblin

1. a person who is gay

2. a being that lives on a mans testicles ( could be crabs who knows)

1. brighton and hove albian fans or dick goblins

2. errr i just found a dick goblin on my balls

dick goblin by gx1029384756 January 9, 2008

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Dick Needy Ass Goblin

An old or ugly bitch who is in need of a dick real bad. a female who is constantly on PMS who needs to get off and/or get a dick. A whore or slut who is used to dick but suddenly stops recieving dick and becomes insanely bitchy.

The lunch lady is a dick needy ass goblin.

Dick Needy Ass Goblin by rejectedrainbow November 26, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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