A strain of marijuana that resembles a Goblin's penis when still attached to the bud. Smoke is smooth and robust. Gives user an immediate head change with a body high that hits shortly after. Smell is skunky and full. Named in Maryville, MO. Its smoothness makes for a cough free, fun, and enjoyable smoke session.
"Hey mutha fuckin guy! Pass me that Goblin Dick. "
"Sorry mom, I smoked that Goblin Dick last night and couldn't make it to church."
"Sorry mom, I smoked that Goblin Dick last night and couldn't make it to church."
by Dringman December 05, 2009
by blisterin badman 37 January 23, 2009
legendary female from El Paso, TX, but now resides somewhere in the New Orleans area. Has a wrinkled stomach and uncontrollable cravings for dick like a leprechaun has for gold. She must have regularly administered doses of anticock craving serum to avoid exposing her true form. Also known as The Goblin.
by Smasherman July 21, 2008
someone who sleeps underneath your bed and every night they get up and suck your dick in the middle of the night.
by Amunis_X April 11, 2017
by Diefo12 August 11, 2021
by gx1029384756 December 21, 2007