Friend: That old guy at the bar just bought me this drink.
Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.
The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!
Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.
The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!
by Jean468 June 20, 2019
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