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WGR - Wet Goat Rider 

A term that can be applied to anyone boring, and therefore not exhibiting behaviour likely to gain them admiration or respect from their closest friends. Can also mean someone who rides wet goats in the literal sense.
"Are you comin' out to play pool?"

"No, I'm not feeling it tonight"

"Don't be a WGR"

"What d'you call me?"

"A WGR - Wet Goat Rider"

"OK I'll come out"

Goat ride 

Oral sex performed on a woman by a man with a goatee . An inverted mustache ride .
"Who wants a goat ride?"
"I vant one! I vant one!"
Goat ride by nox9wyrm June 28, 2019