When you stick two fingers up your butthole and make people sniff them until they can’t smell properly anymore.
jacob- bro you’re so dumb
me-*sticks finger down butthole*
jacob- no. no. not the gluck gluck finger 1000....
me-*forces him to sniff it for 5 minutes*
me-*sticks finger down butthole*
jacob- no. no. not the gluck gluck finger 1000....
me-*forces him to sniff it for 5 minutes*
by izzyizzy6969 August 23, 2020
The act of eating a popeyes spicy chicken sammy, while yo girl is giving that glucky slushy 9000 double hand twist vacuum sealed knob washer
by me14471 August 19, 2022
When you and your girlfriend try to experiment in the bedroom and she asks “want to cluck gluck 2000” she wants to get a chicken on your dick and suck your toes
by Brandon Boyes July 29, 2021
This act can only be performed on the hulking, 100% confirmed 69'9 tall tyler1. The fucktoy must climb a mountain of perfect physique impale themselves on the highest pinnacle of manmeat. Tyler will pinch the helpless fucktoy by the head and spin them around on his cock like a pinwheel. The fucktoy will spin at a rapid pace until popping free. After having their insides hollowed out by Tyler's monster arm, the fucktoy will then gluck gluck on his meat tower in consecutive fashion, followed by swallowing 3000 gallons of flawless DNA.
retrad: Did you hear Kayla almost died doing the Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K?
retrad 2: Can't even properly compress her organs, what a fuckin casual.
retrad 2: Can't even properly compress her organs, what a fuckin casual.
by binder full of ankle pics September 1, 2022
by Big Daddy tells facks October 14, 2020
During the action of sucking a dick where the person places one hand at the base of the dick and then proceeds to suck smoothly with no teeth whilst creating a slurping sound from the saliva created; the person sucking then proceeds to deep throat twisting the wrist TWO times. All while your eyes are rolled back as if you're being choked. Twisting clockwise pulling upwards and twisting counterclockwise going down. This forbidden technique works most efficiently on larger sized chodes and not shrimps. Be cautious with this sacred move as this will make your man make a glucking and hyucking sound.
"Shii he wasn't expecting me wit da two-hand-twist-no-teeth-slurp-choke-eyes-rolled-back-gluck-gluck-hyuck-combo last night. Left asking for more!"
by Dr. Ranjeet April 22, 2020
imma give u that ''gluck gluck 9000 double handed twisted vacuum sealed super max deluxe alien edition 69''
by Gunna_Capalot May 19, 2021