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Glock Cock is a phenomenon in which a commonly afro-american gangster puts his pistol or other semi-automatic assault rifle in the fly of his pants, and fires it. Resulting in a combination of style and absolute nonsense. Also used by Swedish cops.
Johnny Crack: Did you see me bust that fool?!
Afroman: Did you hit the Glock Cock son?

Skeet-Skeet Whitebread: Might wanna zip your fly there chief, your Glock Cock is hanging out.
by casdebom July 15, 2010
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When a man's penis cums so hard that it feels like a Glock is being fired
Sandra: "Oh my god jason made me cum in 5 minutes"
Jessica: "Yeah my boyfriend Allen has such a glockcock"
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by Flizbri September 19, 2019
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When you girlfriend mistaken your glock for a cock
Dam that's a big cock you have erm... thats my glock cock sarah
by Connor scoogle June 04, 2018
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