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Glizzy guzzler

A person who utilizes blending technology to pre-masticate hotdogs in order to dominate their consumption.
Col B: “Did you observe that man eat that hot dog with such fervor? He is a real glizzy gobbler!”

Stephers: “Yes, but did you see his opponent throw all his dogs in the vitamix and then drink them all at once? She is a real glizzy guzzler!”

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Glizzy guzzler by theMothershed January 5, 2021

Glizzy Guzzler

A person who likes to suck on a penis.
That woman really is a true glizzy guzzler. Shelove's to suck on mine all of the time.
Glizzy Guzzler by Itstrueasalways August 29, 2022

Glizzy Guzzle

Consuming liquid hot dogs that have been pre-masticated with the use of blending technology.
The numbers don’t lie. Pound for pound, hot dog dominance is easier achieved by doing the glizzy guzzle.
Glizzy Guzzle by theMothershed January 5, 2021

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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