Glizzy Guzzler
Look at that glizzy guzzler! He let that glizzy slide down his gullet like it was a penis down Mia khalifas
Glizzy Guzzler by Glizzygladiator6969 July 13, 2020
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Glizzy guzzler
A person who utilizes blending technology to pre-masticate hotdogs in order to dominate their consumption.
Col B: “Did you observe that man eat that hot dog with such fervor? He is a real glizzy gobbler!”
Stephers: “Yes, but did you see his opponent throw all his dogs in the vitamix and then drink them all at once? She is a real glizzy guzzler!”
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Stephers: “Yes, but did you see his opponent throw all his dogs in the vitamix and then drink them all at once? She is a real glizzy guzzler!”
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Glizzy guzzler by theMothershed January 5, 2021
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Glizzy Guzzle
The numbers don’t lie. Pound for pound, hot dog dominance is easier achieved by doing the glizzy guzzle.
Glizzy Guzzle by theMothershed January 5, 2021
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Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
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