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Glizzard Wizard 

The term Glizzard Wizard refers to people who eat food sideways. These foods are supposed to be eaten front to back, such as a burrito, banana or hot dog. Not to be confused with a Glizzy Gladiator, who specifically eats hot dogs sideways.
Did you see how Justin Bieber ate that burrito? I bet he does it with hot dogs and bananas too.

Yeh man, he's definitely a Glizzard Wizard.
Glizzard Wizard by Cybershot24 July 24, 2020

Glizzard Wizard 

The person with the biggest dick in the orgy. Usually of african decent.
Damn tyrone was the Glizzard Wizard of the group last night, i cant feel my insides.
Glizzard Wizard by Glizzard Wizerd September 10, 2020

Glizzard Wizard 

A person who could make a Glizzy disappear via any orifice in ones body regardless of length and width.
Mike: "Damn did you see Winston sit on that Glizzy and make it disappear?"

Marcus: "Not surprised; when I try to BBQ Glizzies when he is over, I can never find em."

Mike: "There he is! That damn Glizzard Wizard!"
Glizzard Wizard by UncleBrewski210 January 18, 2023

glizzard wizard 

Someone who is skilled in giving oral sex, typically to someone with a penis
Man, I found out why they call her the glizzard wizard. She gave me the best time ever last night.
glizzard wizard by SheaButterCorn January 7, 2024

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard 

KGATLW is an Australian band that performs all kinds of music. A few examples of the genres they write for are: psychedelic rock, progressive rock, psychedelic pop, jazz, acid rock, soul, folk, metal, and thrash metal. They've pumped out 15 full length albums and 2 EPs as of September 2019, 5 of these albums were published all in 2017.

Stu Mackenzie – vocals, guitar, keyboards, piano, synthesizer, Mellotron, flute, bass guitar, saxophone, clarinet, sitar,

zurna, percussion
Ambrose Kenny-Smith – vocals, harmonica, keyboards, synthesizer, organ, piano, guitar, percussion
Joey Walker – guitar, keyboards, synthesizer, bass guitar, vocals, organ, setar, percussion
Cook Craig – guitar, bass guitar, vocals, synthesizer, keyboards
Lucas Skinner – bass guitar, keyboards, piano, vocals
Michael Cavanagh – drums, percussion
Eric Moore – drums, percussion, theremin, keyboards, management
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard somehow released 5 high quality albums in 2017, they're all geniuses!

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard 

Person 1: Hey do you listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard?
Person 2: Yes I do infact listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Both: *Instantly Fuck*