A black arts master whose sole purpose is to taste all glizzys throughout the galaxy….. not just the food kind either.
Mike: “Man since when did Winston become a glizzard wizard?”
Marcus: “He’s been that way since we were kids!”
Marcus: “He’s been that way since we were kids!”
by anonymous January 18, 2023

The term Glizzard Wizard refers to people who eat food sideways. These foods are supposed to be eaten front to back, such as a burrito, banana or hot dog. Not to be confused with a Glizzy Gladiator, who specifically eats hot dogs sideways.
Did you see how Justin Bieber ate that burrito? I bet he does it with hot dogs and bananas too.
Yeh man, he's definitely a Glizzard Wizard.
Yeh man, he's definitely a Glizzard Wizard.
by Cybershot24 July 24, 2020

by SheaButterCorn January 07, 2024

A person who could make a Glizzy disappear via any orifice in ones body regardless of length and width.
Mike: "Damn did you see Winston sit on that Glizzy and make it disappear?"
Marcus: "Not surprised; when I try to BBQ Glizzies when he is over, I can never find em."
Mike: "There he is! That damn Glizzard Wizard!"
Marcus: "Not surprised; when I try to BBQ Glizzies when he is over, I can never find em."
Mike: "There he is! That damn Glizzard Wizard!"
by UncleBrewski210 January 18, 2023

by Glizzard Wizerd September 10, 2020
