Big round Cuban dude that looks like budda. Commonly has a dark Jew fro and most often than not very greasy. Very very rarely showers. Smells like ball sweat. Often found in feed lots raping cattle. Also know to hang out in front of middle schools in a windowless van with big bags of candy on the dash, he is usually in the back masturbating.
by Big Booty Hoes Big Booty Bitch April 27, 2011
by Fuzzion January 28, 2018
He’s the guy who can make you laugh until your sides hurt and still leave you thinking about him hours later. He’s got that perfect mix of charm and chaos—one minute he’s hyping you up, and the next, he’s making jokes that’ll have you questioning if he’s an angel or a menace.
He’s loyal as hell, but don’t let that fool you—he knows how to get into a little trouble when the time’s right. If he likes you? Oh, you’ll know. He’ll make sure you feel like the only person in the room… until he starts roasting you just to see that cute, annoyed look on your face.
And let’s be real… if you ever let him go, you’re gonna miss more than just his personality if you know what I mean.
He’s loyal as hell, but don’t let that fool you—he knows how to get into a little trouble when the time’s right. If he likes you? Oh, you’ll know. He’ll make sure you feel like the only person in the room… until he starts roasting you just to see that cute, annoyed look on your face.
And let’s be real… if you ever let him go, you’re gonna miss more than just his personality if you know what I mean.
by Inluvwitgio March 23, 2025