Ginghams 

Autocorrect for “Goodnight”

Ok, I’ll ttyl, I’m gonna pass out. Ginghams!

Fuck!

Goodnight*

Ginghams by joeywrightphoto April 29, 2019

Gingham 

A medium-weight, plain-weave fabric with a plaid or check pattern. Word derived from Italy "Ging-gang" meaning "striped". Medium or fine yarns of varying quality are used to obtain the checks, plaids, stripes, and plain effects. The cloth is yarn dyed or printed. The warp and the filling are usually balanced and if checks of two colors, usually same sequence in both the warp and the filling. It is strong, substantial, and serviceable. It launders well but low textured, cheap fabric may shrink considerably unless preshrunk.

Jack Palance: Pick up the gun

Sheepherder: 'Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff.

Gingham by Poor shepherd December 12, 2006

Gingham 

The state of being inebriated to the point where you aren’t quite white gurl wasted and half past buzzed.

Yo, you seem pretty wasty right now. You need some water.

Nah…. I’m gingham.

Gingham by Jacob Mosely April 16, 2023

gingham 

type of pleated material, generally chekered, worn by loser pie supporters when cutting the rug

man did you see that guy in gingham at the pub? he was cutting the rug!

gingham by ginghamfan August 10, 2009

ginghasm 

Getting off to either a certain fabric pattern, or to seeing a cute chick wearing a dress of said "country tablecloth" design.

Horny stud: I always have a major ginghasm within seconds of seeing any pretty farmer's daughter wearing dat simple-but-elegant basket-weave pattern, and so in order to not "waste my load" and make a huge mess in my shorts, I hastily ask said colorfully-clad cutie to lift up her nice cross-striped skirt and spread her legs for me so dat I can "deposit my eruption in da right place".

ginghasm by QuacksO January 27, 2023