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Ghost Texter 

an individual that you may be dating, "talking too", friends with, and or having a consensual naughty relationship with that has decided to no longer return your text or will return the text after a prolonged period of time. By said period of time, you're NO longer into them.
You = "Dinner"

Ghost Texter........ <you waiting for response>

and NOTHING
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Ghost texter 

Someone who you texts you first but then forgets to text you back all of the time. It's like you're talking to a ghost.. A ghost with adhd.
Ghost texter: hey girl!!!

You: hey whatsup?!?
.......
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Ghost texter by Fartknocker2113 March 18, 2016

ghost texter 

Similar to a ghost writer, it is someone who temporarily writes and sends text messages on behalf of the original sender. Mostly because the sender is busy doing something else.
While she’s driving, she asked her best friend to become a ghost texter so that she could respond to her ex-boyfriend.
ghost texter by nervous_wreak3 December 1, 2023

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026