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Ghetto Mall 

Any mall with a different mix of stores catering to a ghetto clientele. Also a poor representation of mainstream retailers.
Mall with a lot of athletic shoe stores, urban wear, dollar stores, wig shops, stores that don't exist in other malls, stores where you can see they were once a national store such as The Gap, but something else moved in and did not remodel much and have a banner sign over the Gap sign.
Ghetto Mall by kk1221 August 9, 2004
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ghetto mall 

Any mall which contains either a Target, K-mart or a Wal-Mart as an anchor store. Invariably has terrible food court and also, lots of mom and pop stores with plastic hand-written signs.
"So we go to the ghetto mall to pick up some cheetos for the trailer park party."
ghetto mall by dancing queen February 23, 2004

Ghetto Mall 

A mall with at least 2 of the following. Target, BestBuy, WalMart, Depeartment Store, MegaPlex Movie Theaters, teens hanging out ala MallRats.
Liberty Tree Mall, Danvers MA USA
Ghetto Mall by Greg February 24, 2004

ghetto mall 

a mall where a bunch of stupid goths hang out and shop at hot topic in which tha only good about this mall is that it has a movie theatre
One time i went danvers massachusetts
and fucked sum goth chick in tha ass when cumed in the food courts food it made it taste better thats how bad the ghetto mall is
ghetto mall by Chody June 18, 2004

Ghetto Mills Mall

A mall in Baltimore County, MD. Otherwise known as Owings Mills mall. 95% of the stores are out of buisness and if you are at the mall you are more than likely going to run into a convicted criminal or two...If your lucky, when you go into the food court's bathroom you will see two black ghetto girls beating the brains out of eachother with a tampon dispenser.
Ghetto Girl One: Ayyy youung gurrl you tryin to hit up Owings Mills Mall?
Reisterstown Preppy White Girl: Uhhm so likee I didn't understand anything that you said other than that you want to go to Ghetto Mills Mall...haaaa, have fun getting raped.

Ghettoball 

A variant of baseball played with a tennis ball and some sort of impromptu bat, often a 2x4 or a cardboard box (commonly from packaged snack food).

The game usually comes to an end when the bat breaks or becomes ineffective or when the ball is lost or breaks something.
We played ghettoball in the quad at lunch today, Nathan had a tennis ball and we found a Big Texas box.

Jeffery got into a fight in the quad today when he was was hit by tennis ball from the nearby ghettoball game.
Ghettoball by baltonate November 3, 2011
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