person a: hey what did you do on new years?
person b: well i went to my friends house and got absolutely bent off of red bull and vodka.
person b: well i went to my friends house and got absolutely bent off of red bull and vodka.
by john January 1, 2005
Without being too explicit, it implies a request for someone to bend at the waist, to either expose their bottom for kicking or other nefarious purposes, or, as I usually mean it, for someone to bend at the waist and please themselves in a physical manner as to relax and in turn, “go **** themselves.”
by Koolbear January 5, 2016
When you and your friend say the same word at the same time, whoever says it first must reply with Get Bent
Friend 1: “What’s the capitol of DD Land”
Friend 2: “Shmaki”
Friend 3: “Shmaki”
Friend 2: “get bent”
Friend 2: “Shmaki”
Friend 3: “Shmaki”
Friend 2: “get bent”
by GOATMILKSHMAKIGUANTOMOBAY69 June 14, 2021
An insult or curse usually what you say to a friend. Heard often in the 1970's and before. Get bent is what you hope will be inflicted upon the person you say it to. Physically it's a penis that gets damaged during rough sex or rape and becomes misshapen. Medically known as pyrones syndrome.
by Spiderwilliams October 23, 2019
a phrase indicative of reluctance to perform a task or a blatant show of anger at something/someone. often used by participants in one-on-one games, ie checkers, when one player feels s/he has been cheated.
player 1 "hey, you can't use the half-pincer! that's unfair!"
player 2 "this is my checkers board!"
player 1 *smashes the board* "GET BENT!"
player 2 "this is my checkers board!"
player 1 *smashes the board* "GET BENT!"
by failure33object April 23, 2005
by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020
What a short little man says to people when he is trying to be cool. Mainly used by Italians especially those who wear glasses and live at home with mommy and daddy. Said by those who do not know how to do laundry or who have never purchased toothpaste/ toilet paper/ deodorant/ laundry detergent/ soap/ cat litter. When the small Italian says this it is because he is trying to come out of the closet. He wants you to bend over so he can enter you... anally.
scenario: he is giving everyone shit and then someone gives him some shit
Said with tears in his eyes: "get bent" waaaaahhhhh
Said with tears in his eyes: "get bent" waaaaahhhhh
by Oh, I already got bent. May 26, 2009