gaynal

adj., being uptight, smug, or generally lame; a double-whammy insult referring to the addressee as both gay and anal. n., one who is smug and self-righteous; one who is extensively rigid with rules or generates and enforces unreasonable rules, often out of need to feel power. v., to say or do something particularly lame and unamusing

adj.: That RA is being totally gaynal about curfew tonight.
n.: Put out that cig, man. Here comes a gaynal.
v.: You so gaynaled that joke, brother. Don't quit your day job.

by Lord Gaynal September 24, 2006

gaynal

adj., an extremely unbearably gay situation in which something is gay. in which case, when things are gay, they are also anal, the combination of the to thus creates gaynal or gayness up the anus

god i hate this, it's so gaynal

by a bum March 13, 2005

gaynal

when a male inserts his penis into another male’s bussy.

Yo bro I just had gaynal with your dad.

by maidboy May 20, 2022

gaynal

anal butthole fucking but with gay fags only.

straight anal sex = anal
gay anal sex = gaynal

garry likes to have hardstyle gaynal sex with his father

by drypotatoes87 January 22, 2009

gaynal

when someone or something is so gay and so anal that it is a mix both

that sales clerk is so gaynal to keep following customers around tidying the clothes

by mistressd December 2, 2008

Gaynal prolapse

The messy result of an extreme anal bashing session, where the insides of the rectal passage divide by zero, falling out all over the other guy's cock.

Variations of this may include the second male inserting his custard cannon into the prolapse, spaffing all over the bleeding mess, re-inserting everything back into the ass canal, and sewing it up again.

Neil's bedroom was a total mess this morning, his gaynal prolapse exploded all over the sheets.

by Source_421 March 19, 2010

Zombie Gaynal

The act of of having anal sex with a zombie

Robert- Hey bro I just had zombie gaynal it was lit!
Matt- No way that’s sick!

by Candice6942069 October 13, 2021