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A boy with blond hair and brown or hazel eyes, usually he is taller than you and is very hot.
He usually goes by jack. He gets all the girls and is on the varsity baseball team for his school. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him, he is popular cool and sexy. he always knows what to say and can practically read your mind. But don't get on his bad side or he will you looking like a jack ass. If he likes you he will definitely protect you and stand up to you.
He usually goes by jack. He gets all the girls and is on the varsity baseball team for his school. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him, he is popular cool and sexy. he always knows what to say and can practically read your mind. But don't get on his bad side or he will you looking like a jack ass. If he likes you he will definitely protect you and stand up to you.
girl1: wow did you see jackomo gattoni he is so hot, i wish i could be his girlfriend.
girl2: back off he is taken by me! he is mine so back that small booty up girl!
guy1: he is so popular and how does he get the most pretty and poppular girls in school?
guy2: he is jackomo gattoni he just got that swag.
girl2: back off he is taken by me! he is mine so back that small booty up girl!
guy1: he is so popular and how does he get the most pretty and poppular girls in school?
guy2: he is jackomo gattoni he just got that swag.
jackomo gattoni by Lilith Sweet April 21, 2017
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Neo-Gastonism
An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.
Neo-Gastonism by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021
Neo-Gastonist
A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.
“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”
Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021
Gastonia
A town on the outskirts of Charlotte aka the GAS HOUSE where hella hoes & white people live. Everyone fucks for free & meet @ cookout after the games. Everyone raps & smokes cannabis. 12 be hot af. & people get exposed on the Facebook lock up page & they war on 4th of July
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Gastonia Chrome
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