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Gather Fary

Pronunciation: Gah-Thur Fair-eee.

A father figure who is lit AF. Gets weirder with age, like a fine cheese. A term of respect, such as given to a mob boss. Can start fires with a leaf blower, and is always there for financial advice. Even when you don’t want it and don’t ask for it.

Every family has a Gather Fary, usually a father, grand father, uncle, or other father figure.

A Gather Fary is always there when you need them, even when you think you don’t.
I was having such a hard time, but Gather Fary really helped to put things in perspective.
by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020
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