gas stations

when you have to shit, but your at a friends house, so you go to the gas station.

Tyler: I feel sick.

Me: are you actually SICK, or do you have "the gas stations"

gas stations by 4123 September 29, 2009

You, Me, Gas Station 

The most fucked up fever dream you will ever have.

Person 1: Hey dude. You, Me, Gas Station?
Person 2: YOU, ME, GAS STATION. What are we getting for dinner? SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear... naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN! PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAOFFALFHRHRAHROAHAHHAHRHARHAHHAHAHHAHEHAHA

You, Me, Gas Station by The Partygoers! June 19, 2021

Gas Station Tweakers 

Someone who tokes up on "Gas Station Lush" yet, gets the wrong kind of "High".

Damn, niggas tweakin after they smoked that Gas Station Weed, they some Gas Station Tweakers!!!

Gas Station Tweakers by Ghetto Smosh August 29, 2022

gas station breakfast 

A redbull, slim-jim and a candy bar eaten as a meal for breakfast. Easily purchased at every single gas station in america.

On my drive from New York to Los Angeles all I ate the whole ride was the gas station breakfast.

gas station breakfast by GiantsOLB53 December 22, 2020

weed from the gas station 

to never buy weed from the gas station

some random guy:don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro.If the nibba aint in ur contacts dont ever go to the gas station

weed from the gas station by Literally_god1 May 28, 2021

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!

I'm HIDEOUS!

friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?

friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!

person 2: ok

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station by dustbruh September 22, 2021

gas station bathroom 

a place in which all hell had broken loose and fecal matter has been smeared all over the walls in many different shapes and patterns

His bathroom reminded me of a gas station bathroom

gas station bathroom by kangamater May 30, 2014