by Athingything October 10, 2021
3x better than any lauren ever if it had gardner after it. Funny and cute girl that get all the boys attention especially if their name starts with a J
by REALUSER101 May 2, 2018
Excrement with a texture approximately of Type 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool.
by A Respected Authority November 23, 2020
Plays house. Definitely pays rent somewhere else, but lives with his wife and kid (dog). Also screams when plays video games and likes to break his controller on the table.
"Cason Gardner lost in a video game, so he went to go see his wife and dog after breaking his controller."
by MissClover September 20, 2022
This type of person is usually angry all the time. Known to have a VERY loose bladder, and can obsess over girls and dogs. If you ever become friends with a Cason Garner, be aware of their anger management.
by MissClover September 20, 2022
Probably the most hairy person you met. Also a very handsome person. Likes taking care of his beard and eating for fun. Not a Jake nunes
by Barry Mahogany January 31, 2020
an ugly ass whos good at softball and barely has friends. she loves racing but doesnt know anything abt it.
by morgan😝 October 26, 2020