abnormally large/slack labia.
shit dude, she had some badass saggy gammons, literally touching her knees!!!
by sloncher June 6, 2011
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When your eating a girl out and he fat ass thighs slap your face
Damn girl you just K.O'd me with a Gammon slap!
by ClappedupNanbred January 30, 2019
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British term of derision used to mock right-wing white men whose face adopts a pink-ish color (resembling a cut of gammon) during fits of anger.
"we just drove past a tiny #FreeTommy demo in trafalgar square and it was the most pathetic and most gammon-tinted crowd i’ve ever seen. dickheads."
by bpromas July 19, 2018
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Gammon (noun) is a thicker cut of pork that's similar to bacon. Its pinkish flesh reminds one of the florid complexion of a certain demographic of boomer white males, angry about foreigners, angry about immigrants, angry about young people, angry about... I dunno... Bounty Bars being smaller than they used to be. They often read the Daily Mail and probably play golf in all-male clubs while the "little lady" remains at home cooking. You know you've met a gammon because they'll tell you you're being racist against white people. Also: gammony (adj)
Blimey, Nigel was ranting on about immigration again yesterday. He is such a gammon.
by CurmudgeonRocket April 22, 2021
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A British term for a usually older, right wing person who doesn't like change and hold racist, sexist and/or homophobic views
'Hey Dan, shall we invite Gary to go for a curry?'

'Nah, Peter, curry is too ethnic for that gammon'.
by Dawgman1234 September 27, 2023
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That gammon was convicted of grooming

The dirty gammon lives on the corner

Your dad is a gammon

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by Rbt CH September 1, 2022
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