Gallon smashing

When you go into a grocery store and grab two two gallon jugs of some sort of liquid. Then pretend to trip while either smashing the gallons to the ground, throwing it into the air, or a combination. Then when you try to get up pretend or actually slip in the liquid and continue to fall.

More fun then the Harlem shake

"Hey bro, lets go gallon smashing!"

Gallon smashing by Mcb2223 February 22, 2013

Gallon Smashing

An internet trend that revolves around going to a supermarket and smashing gallons of milk on the floor, pretending you dropped them by accident. Then you must pretend you slipped in the milk, to shock innocent bystanders. It is all usually filmed from a shopping cart, discretely. You get bonus points if you pretend to slip and slide in the milk when someone tries to help you up.

10 points = went gallon smashing
20 points = made a huge mess
30 points = pretended to slip over in milk
40 points = got a reaction out of a fellow shopper
50 points = pretend to be unable to stand up straight due to slippiness of milk on supermarket floor.

Gallon Smashing by swag_sawg December 22, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008