Grunkie

Grunkie is a great uncle who specializes in buying you and the homies white claws any day, anywhere, anytime. Grunkie goes harder than anyone else when slamming the claws

Joe - Grunkie can you pass me a white claw?!
Grunkie - *proceeds to grab a white claw and just completely slams it right in front of you*
Joe - YO GRUNKIE CHILL

by beaver muncher 2000 April 11, 2020

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Grunkie

A chilled out dude who’s always laid back and ready for a good time. Whether it’s a football party, backyard party, or a prom party, he is always the type who will with our hesitation, attend. This type of person may use the term “radical” or “sup” too much, but it’s usually always positive. He also has a typical surfer accent but typically doesn’t go about surfing, instead laying on the couch like it’s a lazy Sunday. All in all, he may be a tad bit lazy or chill, but he means well and generally a type of person The Homies will accept.

A Grunkie: Bruh, like let’s just go to the party, I hear they’re watching football man!
Bob: Seriously? When we have homework due tomorrow? You’re such a Grunkie man!

by BillyBobJoe20 December 27, 2021

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A type of chill and laid back dude. He always goes with the flow and is down for whatever. What he is most down for, though, is any and all parties. Whether it is a football party, prom party, or pool party, he will attend and even make the party more lively. Also, they would rather game than do any physical activities. While a bit lazy, Grunkies are a great choice to be accepted into The Homies.

Grunkie: I don’t wanna work out, I’mma just sit here and play Among Us.
Bob: Dude you’re such a Grunkie!

by BillyBobJoe20 December 27, 2021

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An awful, lingering shit that your friend drops in a public bathroom

Dude, that shit was hella grunki

by SexGodO-Dog April 29, 2022

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Faces made of a single pile of sand. Pebbles, shells, sticks and seaweed are used to define facial features such as nose, eyes, mouth, ears, etc. Grunkies are meant to be a little grotesque. They are said to keep watch over swimmers and protect them from dangers, such as the undertoad.

Sean: Though we built three grunkies, you should still be careful of the undertoad.

by RedFieldsOfNone October 25, 2011

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