Suzie had just taken a bite of a twinkie, and when i pointed my finger at my pelvic region, she then promptly removed my pants and gave me a goldenrod.
by jdbuhbshcvdub May 22, 2011
A middle management type in a sales organization who resides primarily outside the boundaries of responsibility and accountability.
His qualifications are his endless expense account and being married to the VP's daughter. He maintains a nickname he carried over from his college fraternity, such as "Chip" or "Skip."
His skillset is major ass kisser to people with money.
His method of operation is using his ass-kissing skills to caddy for lesser known pro-golfers and leveraging those experiences for ass kissing from higher management and hotter and more well connected women.
Indications: no tan lines (origination of word), goofy laugh, and you love him and you can't help it. His presence gets you laid even though you feel dirty for it.
His qualifications are his endless expense account and being married to the VP's daughter. He maintains a nickname he carried over from his college fraternity, such as "Chip" or "Skip."
His skillset is major ass kisser to people with money.
His method of operation is using his ass-kissing skills to caddy for lesser known pro-golfers and leveraging those experiences for ass kissing from higher management and hotter and more well connected women.
Indications: no tan lines (origination of word), goofy laugh, and you love him and you can't help it. His presence gets you laid even though you feel dirty for it.
Dude, have you seen Chip today? He was supposed to be on a conference call.
No dude, Goldenrod is caddying for John Daly in Thailand this week.
No dude, Goldenrod is caddying for John Daly in Thailand this week.
by nphilbro February 03, 2009
by dkuk69 September 14, 2018
by DJ Daz July 13, 2009
The single best being on YouTube. He’s denied all insults. He trains himself for insults by looking at the highest quality memes and playing video games.
Person A: Have you seen Goldenrod Prime’s YouTube channel.
Person B: No
A: omae wa mou shindeiru
B: NANI
Person B explodes
Person B: No
A: omae wa mou shindeiru
B: NANI
Person B explodes
by Goldenrod Prime March 19, 2018
Verb. As in "to goldenrod." To pose a series of nitpicky questions about someone's work product, requiring that trivial and inconsequential issues be resolved before the work product can be released. Often such questions are scrawled on goldenrod-colored sticky flags that are interspersed throughout the work product.
by Esmerelda Hortense March 01, 2007