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Slang and the abbreviation for the organization known as "Group Masturbation For Life", but the abbreviation can also mean "Group Masturbator For Life". Anybody can become a member of GMFL without any prerequisites, you don't even need to participate in GMFL.

If you do however, you get into an exclusive spot. TGMFL, AKA "True Group Masturbator For Life".

GMFL can be pronounced in verbal conversation as:
"Group Masturbation For Life"
"Gee Em Eff Ell"
"Jeumfull"

The GMFL club was started by several kids attending Kildonan East Collegiate in Winnipeg, Manitoba and has swept accross Canada through long-distance friends. Merchandise such as shirts and stickers, and even a facebook group have been made.
"Dude, I've decided to join GMFL."

"I was at Matt's place last night with Evan and we GMFL'd hard."

"Man I really want to GMFL."
GMFL by BiPolarPedoBear September 10, 2009
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'Geese Mate For Life'. This phrase reflects that eternal love is symbolized by two geese.
1. Some people sign their love letters with GMFL

2. Some couples have GMFL engraved on the inside of their rings
GMFL by GooseLover November 2, 2012
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GOD,MUSIC, FAMILY, LOVE
"Hey Chris Webby will you Live GMFL with me this summer vaca?"
GMFL by #JazzieJen June 19, 2018
“This bitch gmfl I’m the one in the wrong
GMFL by psychic duck August 28, 2023
Kelly: that guy at the bar thinks I’m going home with him tonight…

Rachel: yeah, GMFL, Todd.
GMFL by ButtDrubs February 3, 2022
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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