nucking futs

What you say when children are around to call someone crazy. And not just a little crazy... I mean like, "key your ex-boyfriend's car" kind of crazy.

Did you see what she posted on Facebook? She's nucking futs!

by nuttymcnutso January 23, 2015

nucking futs

Alternate spelling of "nucking futz". Defined as a humorous way of saying "fucking nuts".

Dude #1: Yo man, yo ma is nucking futs.
Dude #2: True dat.

by Muskrat72 November 29, 2007

Nucking Futs

A word used to disguse swearing when at an event where u will be scorned if you do. An acronym for Fucking Nuts

This is Nucking Futs

by hamghetti... September 19, 2006

Fut Senf

Fut coming from the austrian slang word for 'cunt' and 'Senf' meaning mustard describes the end-product of letting vaginal fluid stay air-tight in a fridge over night until it aquires a mustard-like consistency. It is then consumed often spread on either bread or buns.

My girlfriend and I made some Fut Senf yesterday. It made for an amazing breakfast after this tiresome night.

by Heartl May 15, 2020

nuckin futs

Someone that is very dingy and oblivious to their surroundings.

Is everyone here Nuckin Futs or is it just me?!?!?

by Patchouli October 10, 2007

Fut The Wuck

A replacement word for the phrase "what the F word". (Ya know fudge!)

wI don't know fut the wuck is going on!

by Phung-Sway February 16, 2015

Fut the shuck up

Another (more awesome) way of saying "shut the fuck up".

Person 1: Hey man, your mum's a dog.
Person 2: Fut the shuck up asshole.

by Jackusssssssss January 15, 2009