furguson

The damn ghetto son thats where all of the riots are

If you go to furguson you will get in a riot

by Your Mom December 2, 2014

Turd Furguson

A very shitty person who often smells like he or she was passed from the bowels of an 80 year old woman.

See Curtis....that's all the explaining you need. Turd Furguson

by Balls with Nuts October 16, 2008

Le Sex Furguson

The art of successfully satisfying 50 women in one day and then proceeding to call Stud McNaughty to brag about your conquest!

Does anyone have Stud McNaughty’s number I Need to finish The Le Sex Furguson.!

by Le Sex Furguson October 2, 2020

Fergusoned

Abandoning someone who blindly supports you when they are no longer useful or convenient.

Heather was fergusoned in the parking lot when the police moved in and the protesters scattered like roaches.

by SnowApeKing February 21, 2015

Ferguson Traffic

When there is traffic on roadways, but it involves large masses of people standing with their hands up or laying in the street mimicking a crime scene.

Emily: "Why were you late to school today Becky?"
Becky: "Oh I was stuck in Ferguson traffic. A guy stood in front of my car with his hands up for 10 minutes."

by dadzii December 9, 2014

Tony Ferguson

Tony Ferguson is a hard ass mother fucker that will kick your ass one second then kiss it the next

If Tony Ferguson had sex and his wife tried to ride him he would hip escape

by Tearygravy27 October 8, 2019

Pulling a Ferguson

In East Texas this is the act of calling into work on an excessive basis and suffering no repercussion.

" I'm pulling a Ferguson Monday."

by Psycrow February 4, 2014