Funt

A funt is the very essence of unattractiveness. However, this wilderbeast would also have a weight problem. Therefore, fat + munt = FUNT. It is shouted at overweight, ugly girls in an attempt to make them realise how awful they look. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

Hahaha have you seen that bird? Total FUNT

by Esteban De La Sex Face June 4, 2010

Funt

When someone does not only portray fucker like qualities but is also a cunt.

I can't believe you did this to me you fucker, you cunt, you funt!!!

by Mandee Lou March 6, 2008

Funt

If you ever want to call someone a mean name but don't want to get in trouble in front of adult call them a Funt.
Witch is a acronym for "Fucking Cunt".

She is such a stupid "Funt".

by Babybear;) March 7, 2019

Funt

When a lady does a fart from a seated position and it rolls forwards between the legs, before releasing itself in the vaginal area. The word derives from an amalgamation of ‘front/fart’ and ‘cunt’, where it eventually escapes. A funt is not a pleasurable experience.
A funt may also occasionally be referred to as a vunt, in reference to the vagina.

Gary: “ah mate, did you hear about what Karen for up to last night?”
James: “no, what?”
Gary: “she did a proper naughty funt”
James: “ew gross, what a slag”

by Coolditch July 19, 2020

Funt

Funt means fucking cunt. A funt is 3 step down from fucking cunt whore slut being #1 fucking cunt whore being #2 funt #3.

Him/her is a stupid fucking funt bitch. I wish she would stop being a funt all of the time.

by Larcol76 November 20, 2022

Funt

Fucking Cunt.

When you're out in public and resist the urge to call your son-in-law a fucking cunt in front of the children.

You need to grow up and stop being such a funt.

by GoldenMom November 24, 2020

Funt

The one and only TRUE definition of funt: n; air escaping from the vagina; i.e. cunt fart

"Ewww what was that?" "Sorry, I funted."

by gary October 7, 2003