(mouth darts): These small darts are held in the mouth and blown into the face of an opponent as a surprise attack. Up to 10 of them can be carried in the mouth. They can be fired singly or all at once. Obviously, since the darts are carried in the mouth, they cannot be poisoned (unless the ninja is willing to suffer the effects of the poison as well). Furthermore, the darts have a very poor range and are almost never effective against any type of armor; wielders of this weapon suffer a -6 penalty to the attack roll when firing at an armored target. However, these darts do have the advantage of surprise and distraction because they are a hidden weapon.

"These are some pretty cool Fukimi-bari! If only we were in the Amazon where we could find some poisonous frogs to make them even more deadly (since we are ninjas... we can do that). Then we could blow these mouth darts with our water drinkers and effectively hit out target" Said Nate.

Fukimi-bari by MJ the ninja March 31, 2011

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Fukumene

Fukumene is literally pronounced, fuck-you-mean. It is a corruption of the phrase: "what the fuck do you mean." Fukumene is used when in a state of confusion and/or hysteria.

John: Dude we have a math test today!

Andre: Fukumene, a math test? I didn't study at all!

Lacy: I was just calling to let you know I just got on the parkway heading home.

Sister: There's a big accident on the parkway, it's been back up all day, I forgot to tell you.

Lacy: Fukumene, you forgot?!

Fukumene by Broaway4l January 8, 2009

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fukamidget

(verb) to have sex with or to fuck a midget

dude i want to fukamidget

fukamidget by someone that doesn't like midgets February 5, 2004

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fujumic

A stomach that is one with the vagina their not two but one together.

dude i cant beleive you slept with her she has a fujumic

fujumic by Nick2928 January 16, 2009

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