Fucked Hair 

When you go to a small salon and pay a decent amount to get your hair done and later you find out the idiots who didn't finish beauty school. Basically, when your hair is so far ruined that only shaving it off will fix it.

victim: Shit! They made me pay for this fucked hair!
bystander: What the hell is wrong with your hair? It's pixied now!

Fucked Hair by GloomyTaco (Editor) August 1, 2008

just-got-fucked hair

noun | hair that is in crazy disarray. and they didn't necessarily even get any play. They just have that look to them.

"Honey, who was he? Cuz you've got the just-got-fucked hair look going on."

just-got-fucked hair by dopeLabber November 28, 2001

just-got-fucked hair

this can also be called sex hair.

hey someone got laid, you got sex hair!

just-got-fucked hair by jude-e December 5, 2001

hair fucked 

When you went to a men saloon ,and u ordered the guy ,to just shape your hairs and he cuts them in a manner where all the looks of hairs just vanished so you feel hair-fucked .

hey Kapil ! what the hell is wrong with your hairs u were concern about it but right now you are looking hair fucked man !

hair fucked by Big time C December 18, 2011

Fucked Up Hairline 

When your hairline looks awful or ghastly.
This may even cause others who see it to have a nauseating effect due to witnessing such an atrocity.

Drew aka Drewbacca perfectly exemplifies this definition:
His hairline resembles a staircase, now this wasn't done on purpose hence the "Fucked Up Hairline"

Visual Evidence:
Exhibit A:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3485/3183251697_f95103f461.jpg
Exhibit B:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/3178603647_11c3f91e80.jpg

Fucked Up Hairline by Hypebeast2009 January 10, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019